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TeaBaggers, FTL!!!

The beautiful irony is, the very folks who spent the summer b*tching and complaining about ObamaCare, have just given President Obama one more vote in favor of the measure.

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 The Audacity Of Mediocrity : The Sarah Heath Palin Story.

Sarah Palin is smarter than the average polar bear. Think about it. For all the proclamations that Palin is an airhead who couldn't chew gum and walk simultaneously, she sure has proven to be far wiser...

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Beck Tells Palin To Go Sit Down And Bake Him Some Cookies. Conservatives Look...

I thought sexism was sexism. But apparently it's only sexism when a liberal tells you to stay in the kitchen.

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Kiss That Second Term Goodbye, Barry.

On the one year anniversary of Obama's Inauguration, I'm wondering if I was just ignoring the obvious signs all along. This guy is not, and likely will not ever be, the sort of leader this country...

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What Happens When A Liberal Black Man Accidentally Ends Up At A Tea Party?!?

Not long after my kids and I found our usual parking space near the Union Station did I realize there was something a bit different going on. Sure, protests are a regular occurrence on the Mall, but...

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Glenn Beck Also Has A Dream.

MLK had a Dream. So does Glenn Beck. But does that entitle him to hold his obviously partisan rally on the same date and location as King's historic speech?

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Grading President Obama After 19 Months In Office.

It's silly to grade a person's performance after such an arbitrary time period on the job. But then again, it's also silly to take daily snapshots of a person's perceived performance and call it a...

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Memo To White America: No, You Can't Use The Word "N*gger". Here's Why.

Rather than going into some pointless anthropological study of the word's origin and why it is still a painful slur today, I'll just keep it real simple for ya'll. No, white folks, you can't say the...

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What Happens When A Liberal Black Man Goes To Glenn Beck's "I Have A Dream,...

Common sense would tell you a liberal black man has no business at a Glenn Beck/Sarah Palin rally. And that's exactly why I went. Here are my random observations, with lots and lots of photos.

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You HAVE To Sweat The Small Stuff, Barack!!!

With the recent announcement that President Obama will be attending the 9/11 memorial at the Pentagon, rather than Ground Zero, I'm officially convinced that this guy has no common sense when it comes...

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Can A 37-Year Old Black Man Be A "Real American"?!?

Could someone please tell me what a "Real American" is? I used to think I was one, but apparently I'm not.

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Is It Finally Time To Start Paying College Athletes?!?

It's about time the NCAA started sharing some of its ridiculous profits with the very players who do all the heavy lifting. Here's now...

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Donald Trumps Loves "The Blacks". Does That Make Him Racist?!?

I'm not calling "The Donald" racist for trafficking in Birtherism, referring to any race as "The Blacks", and gainfully employing NeNe Leakes in the same calendar year. I don't know the true content of...

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How Facebook Killed The Class Reunion. For Me, At Least.

How relevant is the time-honored tradition of class reunions when it's just as easy to spy on people via Facebook?

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One Of My Nephews Was Murdered. The Other Is Heading To College.

[Editor’s Note: I wrote this roughly a year or so ago in the midst of the Mike Brown protests in Ferguson. Today, as murder rates in inner cities continue to explode, I couldn’t help but wonder why the...

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Of Profile Pics, Fearing Cops & Being Black In America.

Yesterday, after reading the disturbing story of a Tulsa, OK motorist shot by police, I had a sudden epiphany. I immediately changed my Facebook profile pic from a casual photo in shades and a...

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